Screenwriting for Film & TV

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*Academy Nicholl Fellowship and Austin Film Festival semifinalist screenplay, 2018

Feature – Horror Comedy

Logline: An immature, centuries-old vampire enjoying the fast life in New York must return to his tiny Irish hometown when a vampire hunter kills his girlfriend and benefactor, leaving him dead broke.

Length: 110 pages

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*Scriptapalooza semifinalist screenplay, 2020

Feature – Historical Drama/Comedy

Based on the acclaimed novel The Wet Nurse’s Tale by Erica Eisdorfer.

Logline: When her baby is kidnapped by a powerful London family, a wily housemaid will do anything to rescue him, including lying, scheming, and smashing the hell out of the patriarchy.

Length: 96 pages

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*Academy Nicholl Fellowship quarterfinalist screenplay, 2020

Feature – Thriller/Art-house Action

Logline: A No Country for Old Men-style thriller set in 1970s L.A. about an African American Vietnam veteran who becomes a hitman, has a hit go wrong, then is targeted by both the LAPD and by the drug lord who originally hired him.

Length105 pages

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Spec – Atlanta TV Series, FX Networks

Logline: On his first European tour, Paper Boi opens for an aging death metal band in Italy. Next thing you know he, Earn, and Darius are wrapped up in a serial killer murder investigation. Damn.

Length: 30 Pages

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College Town

Comedy Pilot – 30-min single camera comedy

Logline: A Spaced-style comedy set in an ultra-liberal American college town, about two town newcomers (a snooty Brooklyn academic and a country bumpkin Irish farmer) who must hide their unlikely attraction to one another to secure rooms in the coolest house in town.

Length: 30 pages

Fergus – TV Pilot

*PAGE International Screenplay Competition semifinalist script, 2020

Comedy Pilot – 30-min single camera comedy

Logline: A hard-partying, immature vampire is forced to return home to rural Ireland, where he must learn the true meaning of family… as long as  that family, or a host of other magical creatures, don’t kill him first. Based on the original feature screenplay by Jeremy Hawkins.

Length: 30 pages

Christmas Short – Comedy

Logline: A saucy Christmas elf going through an existential crisis is tasked with helping a down-on-his-luck London businessman discover the true meaning of Christmas. The elf’s name, you guessed it, is Hobo.

Length15 Pages

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Graphic reads coming soon.